Conversations with The Wind

Me – Wow. Such nice breeze.

The Wind – I can go fast. See me go even faster.

My Lips – You are drying me out. I might crack soon.

Me – Here you go Lips, have some vaseline.

The Wind – I can bring some desert dust along with me too.

My Lips – Oh! I have become a dust magnet. And now, I have made a paste of dust and vaseline and smeared it on myself.

My tongue – Can I taste it? Can I taste it?

Me – No tongue, no.

My tongue – I just did. It tastes muddy and salty.

Me – Oh Gawd!.

The Wind – When you change your direction of riding, I will become cross winds. Make you wobble.

The truck crossing me – And I can create even more wind while crossing and make you wobble even further.

My RE – Me? Wobble? Do you know how heavy I am? Bring it on, I will be steady.

Me – Yo RE. You are definitely heavy. It’s impossible to push you, if you don’t start.

The Wind – Now I’m behind you? Can you feel me?

My RE – Oh, You are the guy increasing my speed without burning more fuel?

Windmills – Turn us Wind, turn us. We help in reducing global warming just like you.

The Wind – Let this sun set, and I will become cold as ice.

My Jacket – We are prepared today. It’s You vs Us.

My Second Jacket – Yes, we are prepared today.

My Woollen socks & Muffler – Yes, we are prepared today.

My double Gloves – Yes we are prepared today.

My Thermals – Yes we are prepared today.

The Wind – Ok. So its all of you vs me in freezing this fellow tonight!

Me – Mujhe Ghar Jana Hai…..